Party at Mike's House!

yep, you read that right....i am having a new years party at my house and saying SCREW JAKE'S party that im sure he's going to have even if other people have plans for one at their house (i think that happens last year, or the year before i cant remember, purely accidental of course, but this time im making sure everyone knows unlike what Justin did) so yeah, for those of you who do not know where i live:
1016 4th ave S. Moorhead
phone: 218-287-1927
show up anytime after ummm....not sure...i think i currently have to work that day, so i will find out for you guys (if any of you actually are thinking about coming) soon...no later than 10 for sure though.
also, this is an opportunity for the half of my friends who have yet to see the crap that is a house, that is where i live. There will be fun and interesting people none of you have met before, so if you guys are afraid to talk to new people, this is not the party for you, but you should come anyways. for those of you looking for members of the opposite sex there WILL be single girls here (and guys i suppose)....oh, and LOTS of alcohol im sure..as well as snacks. so come......PLEASE!!...this party will NOT suck....at least i dont think it will, but at least you wont have to drive all the way to DL either way. so, in closing....i like boobies!!!

oh yeah, WO'TP:
frump, thats it, just....frump
results from previous post: Tony wins, not because his definition resembled the real definition in any way, but because the other submissions really sucked. Derp is actually a word some of my roommies and i made up for a certain person...it is used to describe a person that is not actually mentally handicapped in any way...but someone you may think is anyway, someone who just doesnt get it....it has a pronounciation that cannot be described in words, so if you want to hear how it is pronounced (or more how it is uttered) you will have to COME TO MY PARTY and ask me!
ok, sentence away people!
and any questions about the party please call/email/comment on my blog/whatever....i would like to know who is coming, and for those of you who arent, i would like to know why the hell not....and, im out.

I got a new...

mini fridge...exciting eh? well, i hope it at least generates more excitement then Tony's Suburban (personally i think ppl would be more impressed if he woulda got a Fullurban, sometimes you just gotta go all out). So my friend Ryan, who some of you know, informed me the other day that he knows of a total of 8 girls that want to go out with me....but i can only think of 6, none of which i am particularily interested in. so this leaves me to wonder, who are the other two...i have no idea, i dont even know of any other girls that he and i both know, but i just really wanna know now because hey, its POSSIBLE that i like at least one of these girls.....but not likely, oh well, he'll tell me eventually, he cant keep a secret very long, he's kinda like a girl that way ;)...but NOT in other ways, i know what youre thinking guys, ewwww!!! ok NEW subject...ummm, classes suck as usual, and did i mention i got a mini fridge...so now you all can come over and visit, Ill make sure to have it stocked with like alcohol and stuff cause the fridge downstairs is obviously unsuitable :S
ok, word o' the post:
Derpish, root word "Derp"
have at it peoples! good luck puttin' that one in a sentence, youve probably never heard the root ward so this should be interesting, kind of an inside joke at my house, i cant wait to see what you guys think!!! :P