Trying desperately..

To think of something to put in my blog, all of my numerous (half a dozen) fans are begging for more of my eloquently humorous, yet, sophisticated banter. Problem is, i have come to a lull in the interestingness of my current activities. Usually I dont have anything really *good* exciting to talk about, but more some minor things to complain about...or just random humor...but things have been sailing along too smoothly the last few weeks, and i cant think of anything funny that you guys dont already know. Well, umm..i ordered a cheat commandos shirt today...along with a homestar and strong bad poster, thats slightly exciting.......and i got a hole in one in Tiger Woods golf 2004 (eat it dusty :P). Wait, i almost forgot...i smoked you guys in our Hold 'Em tournament, and took all of your measly wages, mwhahaha!!!! Further on, I have something in the oven i have to tend to (and its not porkchop sandwiches....or a baby!)...as Vusa would say to me...peace out my little Nigger.

I have Returned!!!

So, Im back. not that i really left, just that i moved into a house and just finally got internet, and justin apparently doesnt know my phone number even though ive given it to him at least twice (which is not surprising cause ive given him Ben's number at least 3 times and he just asked for again the other day!!). I dont know how the weekend is going to work out...my manager screwed up the schedule cause he started my new availability too soon...so i work friday and saturday and have sunday off, now that just wont do! So...probably gonna be calling in...or, umm...i think i feel a...*sick* coming on. Anyway, call me ppls...218-287-1927
Umm..is there anything that i need to bring to the point...besides myself (and several young, impressionable, attractive, freshmen girls that just moved to campus today)? I havent been keeping up i guess. oh and jake....directions please...i forgot how to get there.
In other news: i am out of stuff to write and need to go back to work, till 4:30 when i can leave...and go to work at walmart...same with tomorrow and (hopefully not) friday.